Here's a video for one of her songs. Nice bikes.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Thao
Here's a video for one of her songs. Nice bikes.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Race at the Lake #4
On Saturday, May 9th, 40+ riders lined up for the final Cat 1-2-3 Race at the Lake this year. Thanks again to Summit Freewheelers for organizing this well run event. Tom K. and I represented Team Spin.
The first few laps were fast and full of action. I managed to go with several break attempts, but nothing stuck. After I blew up and had to settle back in the group, a move got away. A bit later, another move got away. Unfortunately, neither break included a Spin rider.
About halfway through the race, I looked around and realized that the main field was rather small, and that there were about 11 riders up the road . The high speeds and strong winds (that got stronger as the race progressed) must have taken their toll on many riders in the field.
With a bit over 3 laps remaining, Tom K. took a nice hard pull at the front. I grabbed his wheel for a bit, then attacked the field. I managed to stay away until the line and take 12th place in front of a charging field. Those 3 laps seemed like an eternity due to an error on the lap card which made me think I had 2 to go when, in fact, I had 3 laps left. They also seemed like eternity because the wind was absurd. Going through the start line/parking lot section each time, I felt as if my elderly mother with two knee replacements could run that section faster than I was riding it.
Tom K. finished strong in the field sprint and took 15th overall.
Not a bad day, but next time we need to make the break.
Thursday, May 07, 2009
Yes, that's right.
Benjamin is doing the "sunnyside up" pose, as it is called, which happens at the 1:40 mark. Katie says he looks like a loaf of bread with legs sticking out of it.
Katie's cat Patterson also appears at 1:05, doing the "princess and the pea" pose.
Yep folks, now we have really made it. It's all down hill from here.
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
I've got your premium right here
For example, last week I received a love letter from my health insurance carrier informing me that my premium is rising by over 20% this year, despite the fact that I never even used my insurance last year. At all. (I guess all of that Ohio medical malpractice tort reform from a few years ago didn't really work in keeping our rates down. What a shock.)
In my particular case, the question comes down to whether I am willing to risk paying an extra $1500 if I get hurt in order to save about $750 in yearly premiums. Stated otherwise, am I willing to bet $750 that I won't need any major medical treatment this year. The answer: yes. I figure that I spend an obnoxious amount of time every year riding my bike and doing things that keep me healthy. I might as well enjoy a return on that investment.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Five Dollar Milkshake
(note how this clip appears to have been taped with a camcorder by someone watching the movie on a television screen...nice!)
Back then, the thought of a $5 milkshake seemed unfathomable.
However, while driving home from New York this weekend, Jason ordered a milkshake from the Edy's store at a New York rest stop and did in fact pay $5 for said milkshake.
Now I feel old...like a grandpa who recalls the days when one could buy milk and a loaf of bread from the corner store for like fifteen cents.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Battenkill: race!

And yes, that hill at mile 55 hurts. A lot.
Teammates Jason and Derek had great races in their fields (17th and 21st, respectively), and Zak finished in the field of his race.
The hills, dirt roads, and rain (for the last 15 or so miles) made this race quite an adventure.
Here's Derek at the start of the men's 50+ plus race:
And the women's Pro/1/2/3 race:
Friday, April 17, 2009
Battenkill: Day 2
Today I also supported the local economy here by purchasing a Battenkill cycling cap, a quart of local chocolate milk, and lunch at a small cafe run by some pretty serious hippies.
Or a tattered Slayer t-shirt from the Reign in Blood tour in 1987.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Battenkill: Day 1
The ride (aka course recon):
We pre-rode the dirt road sections in the last 20K today. Some of it is hard packed, some of it is heavy with loose stone. It will be interesting. Also, the last hill (which is also dirt/gravel and is about 10K from the finish), is a monster. It never ends, and would be a very good place to watch Sunday's pro race. I suspect the winning move will come from that hill. It is followed by a screaming downhill and then a flat run-in into town for the finish.
Tomorrow is a tour of the Serotta factory, pick up race numbers, and more pre-riding.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
On the rivet

At one point in the race, a few minutes after attempting a breakaway chase move with another rider, I looked down at my computer and it told me that we had only completed about 25 miles. I was sure that it was broken...it wasn't. After nearly weeping upon realizing that we had another 45 miles left, I got my act together and finished the race with the main group.
Photos are courtesy of Jeffery Jakucyk.

Monday, April 13, 2009
Beast of Bedford
Luckily, Katie documented the event for those not there, and for future generations.
Monday, April 06, 2009
Talking Trash
On NPR's morning news program "The Take Away," Senator Eric Cantor said, “To give you just an example, $3 million went to the District of Columbia. You know what they did with that money? They’re going to go build bike paths, and they’re going to increase the number of bike racks in neighborhoods like Georgetown. I don’t think that that’s a stimulative move.”
This page is a useful resource for anyone concerned with keeping politicians accountable for their words and actions relating to cycling and transportation issues. Considering the source, the website aggressively supports spending on bicycle infrastructure. Even if you disagree with that philosophy (and some well intentioned cyclists do, myself excluded), it's good to be aware of the rhetoric being thrown around.
Sunday, April 05, 2009
The Fire Fiddler

Luckily, Katie and I are not fire fiddlers. Which made our fire this weekend at the cabin all the more enjoyable.
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Thank you Mario!!
Instead, more pressing matters exist. Like sharing this amazing video that accompanies a song done by the Mountain Goats & Kaki King. If you ever played old school Nintendo, you should enjoy this video. Note the lyrics. The song is called Thank You Mario! But Our Princess Is In Another Castle!
I originally wanted to post a video from the Mountain Goats show we saw on Monday at Oberlin, but the two videos uploaded to YouTube from the show are not so hot.
Friday, March 27, 2009
Chaser
Here's a trailer for Chaser. I tried to find one without this cheesy narrator, but all of the other ones were not in English and did not have subtitles.
The movie was great, but probably not a feelgood first date movie. Or a second date movie. Or a tenth date movie...especially if you met your date through an escort service.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Wednesday Night Throwdown
It doesn't get much better.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Ramona needs a home
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
3 observations from a ride on St. Patrick's day
2. The lady who pulled in front of us at the bottom of the big hill while talking on her cell phone and lighting a cig does not deserve to be driving a car. (This incident may actually contradict my point #1, but cannot be confirmed).
3. I was more than amused when a bunch of John Carroll co-eds yelled out of their car at me, "Hey, there's the guy who dumped Cheryl Crow!!"
Guilty as charged. She was too high maintenance for me.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Nowhere to Hide (Mid-Ohio)
Thom made the early and decisive break with Jeremy G. and Tris. He then fell off the pace, became part of the chase group, and finished 6th. A mighty effort, and a mighty strong early bridge to the break.
Jason and I toiled in what was left of the field after we missed the second move of the race.
Tom K. rode valiantly (his first time on the bike all year!!) and got a free ride with the 3-4 field after losing contact during one of many surges in our field.
The road racing season is now in full swing, and the fast guys are still fast. Just in case you were wondering.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
A new opportunity
My experience with horses is quite limited, but I am told that they will properly train me to do everything I need to do. Actually, my horse experience consists of crying my eyes out at age 3 after being placed on a donkey that was sitting still. I also almost cried my eyes out at age 7 or 8 when I rode a horse for the first (and only) time in my life. Now that I think about it, I might be able to empathize with some of the kids who are apprehensive, as we may have a bit in common.
But not that much in common...their courage far exceeds mine.
Monday, March 09, 2009
Who would have thought?
Frankly, if the [car] door opens into a bicycle rider I won't care. I think they ought to be off the streets and on the sidewalk. Don't misunderstand here, you bike riders, do not misunderstand this, but I mean if you're going to get in the street, get over there, get over as far right in the lane as you can. You ought to see Saturday morning where I live. It looks like a swarm of mosquitoes. It causes you to take an alternate route.
Full text here after scrolling down to story #8.
Given the vice grip this man holds on the minds of many Americans, I wouldn't be surprised by a sudden uptick in motorist hostility towards cyclists.
By the way, did I just link my blog to Rush Limbaugh's page? Awesome!
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Feelgood story of the day
A half mile later, Pornstache was pulled over by a Shaker Heights police officer and received a speeding ticket.
At that point, my good day just got better.
Sunday, March 01, 2009
Proof
Not that I would know or anything.
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Frosty Toes
Jeremy already has a good writeup of the race here (including a video of the finish). Thom took 2nd (nice work), I snagged 3rd, and Pete got 7th.
Fun race.
Friday, February 27, 2009
The triumphant return...

It has been far too long.
Note that the photo is from over two years ago, yet our food order has remained the same, every time we go. At one point, at least three servers did not even need to ask what we wanted. They already knew.
I'm not sure if that is something of which we should be proud, ashamed, or both. Regardless, the Zippy pita sandwich is where it's at.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Hike!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Hey Jack, nice music
To this day, Katie mocks me about that interaction and how nerdy I sounded. I strongly disagree with her about my nerdiness, of course.
I suspect that Mr. White was just happy to sell another cd. It probably went to their gas fund so they could make it home to Detroit that night. Or to their beer fund.
Why am I even talking about this nonsense? Because they played Conan's last show on Friday. Which was pretty good, but not as good as this time back in 2003:
The White Stripes
Uploaded by molivera
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Beauty v. Utility
The relevant issue here is whether we should spend the extra time and funds to create "beautified" trails or whether utilitarian trails are sufficient, especially if we can use the extra money saved by not fancying them up to built additional utilitarian trails.
It is true that the high fence running along both sides of the section at issue poses a security risk to trail users. Other than that fence issue, though, I'm not sure I see a need to make that section of the trail look park like or pristine. It runs along steel mills and other industrial buildings that create a gritty yet aesthetically attractive atmosphere that many people appreciate.
Let's focus our energy on creating more of these paths, not artificially perfecting the ones we have.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Stuff 80's people like
Only six things can be made of black leather without causing class damage to the owner: belts, shoes, handbags, gloves, camera cases, and dog leashes
One must learn that fishing in fresh water is classier than in salt, and that if salmon and trout are the things to catch, a catfish is something by all means to avoid catching
The high-prole bathroom reveals two contradictory impulses at war: one is the desire to exhibit a “hospital” standard of cleanliness, which means splashing a lot of Lysol or Pine Oil around; the other is to display as much fanciness and luxury as possible, which means a lurch in the opposite direction, toward fur toilet seat covers and towels which don’t work not merely because they are made largely of Dacron but also because a third of the remaining threads are “gold."
Sound familiar? I just don't know how the author of the Atlantic article could have written such a long piece on this topic without mentioning StuffWhitePeopleLike.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Priorities
I can think of about 150 reasons why our country should not encourage more new car purchases. I can also think of just as many reasons why bicycle purchases should be encouraged and subsidized.
One can dream.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Nice
The Ohio race schedule has the race set for July 10-12.
Sign me up.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Note to mainstream American sports reporters
I would wager that there are very few, if any, riders in the TOC who care at all (from a competition perspective) who receives the "Breakaway from Cancer Most Courageous jersey." And how exactly does the recipient of this jersey receive an unfair advantage over the rest of the field? More importantly, can Mr. Bradley even name a professional cyclist other than Greg Lemond, Lance Armstrong, and Floyd Landis?
Perhaps Mr. Bradley should take a page from his own book and admit that this jersey is simply a harmless and feelgood marketing tool being used by Amgen and by a sport desperate for sponsorship. (Sound familiar?)
And, as a bonus, unlike the LPGA, professional cycling in all parts of the world welcomes diversity of languages from its participants.
Unless, of course, that last statement was too politically correct for folks like Mr. Bradley?
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Monday, February 09, 2009
And it begins...again
The real question is "why?"
Spending ridiculous hours on the bike each week brings me great joy. I think.
Then again, it may be nothing more than the vicious cycle of an all consuming addiction or obsession. One of my greatest fears is that one day I will look back on all of this craziness and see a good portion of a life wasted on worrying about miles, race fields, and fitness level. Will I regret these decisions and wish that I volunteered more and helped others instead of participating in the selfish pursuit of bike racing?
Maybe. But, then again, I would have been robbed of all of the great relationships I have made in this social circle had I not participated in the sport.
Maybe the key is balance. Which is why I plan to do more volunteering again this year. Then I can justify the other stuff. Maybe.
Thursday, February 05, 2009
Shoveling
It's not like I have interviewed every cyclist I know and asked them whether they shovel their own driveway. But, I cannot think of one cyclist homeowner friend or acquaintance of mine that uses a snowblower or the services of a snow plow company.
Does that make us cheap? Frugal? Addicted to exercise? Sensible? Self righteous?
All of the above?
Probably.
Monday, February 02, 2009
"Funeral Procession back"
Judging by my own experiences, motorists in funeral processions are often unfamiliar with the roads on which they are driving and are anxious to not get "dropped" by the procession in front of them. That combination of factors seems to be a perfect scenario for someone to pass a cyclist in some unsafe or dangerous way. Throw in some oncoming traffic and you may end up with a pretty bad scene.
I think that I will have a "pull over for funeral processions" policy from now on. It's probably the safest thing to do, and it makes me look like an honorable and upstanding model citizen. Which, of course, I am. (Insert laughter here.)
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Perspective
I am just as guilty as anyone else. Let's see, I can think of a few fits of obscenities of my own this past year without even really trying...after dropping my chain at the first barrier in the last Bike Authority/Team Lake Effect cyclocross race, after being caught behind some guy who decided to quit the first Race at the Lake of the year by sitting up in the middle of the field once the race got hard, etc. etc. You get the picture.
All of which makes me feel like even more of a loser after watching a video of Peter Van Petegem at Paris-Roubaix in 2005. Petegem, who had won there before, was a pre-race favorite, and pretty much owned those spring classics in years past, got caught up in a crash on the cobblestones with over 100km to go. As the lead peloton blasted away, he stood there for over a minute waiting for a bike change. He just stood there calmly, looking mildly perturbed. He then got a bike, and (astonishingly) worked his way back into the main field. No yelling, no cursing, no throwing of bikes.
Maybe we can learn from this guy, who may know a thing or two about bike racing.
...and I missed the pedal.
I bet he's a pretty cool guy to ride with. Every time I hear his name, I think of that cyclocross race a year or two ago where he fell into a lake (on a cold day in late fall), climbed out of the lake, then won the race.
And he talks about his demoralizing mistake from the start of this year's elite national cyclocross race when he bobbled his pedal. He still managed to finish 18th out of 75 of the best racers in the country, many of whom were half his age, give or take a few years.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
So in script that made prominent use of a pentagram,they stenciled their drumheads and guitars with their names
The Best Ever Death Metal Band Out of Denton, by the Mountain Goats.
the best ever death metal band out of denton were a couple of guys, who'd been friends since grade school. one was named cyrus, and the other was jeff. and they practiced twice a week in jeff's bedroom.
the best ever death metal band out of denton never settled on a name. but the top three contenders, after weeks of debate, were satan's fingers, and the killers, and the hospital bombers.
jeff and cyrus believed in their hearts they were headed for stage lights and leer jets, and fortune and fame. so in script that made prominent use of a pentagram, they stenciled their drumheads and guitars with their names.
this was how cyrus got sent to the school where they told him he'd never be famous. and this was why jeff, in the letters he'd write to his friend, helped develop a plan to get even. when you punish a person for dreaming his dream, don't expect him to thank or forgive you. the best ever death metal band out of denton will in time both outpace and outlive you.
hail satan! hail satan tonight!
hail satan! hail hail!
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Hooked
Which is why we just started watching The Wire. We're now nearing the end of season two, and I suspect we'll be done with all five seasons within a month from now.
See, it all makes sense. Instead of wading through all of the nonsense that calls itself good TV, we just wait until the critics we respect and/or friends with good taste recommend a show enough times that we break down.
When you do it this way, you don't waste time watching things like Life on Mars and second guessing your own opinion on how the show is a loser because, you know, it can't be bad with a cast like that.
Not that I would know.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
That'll learn me
Where has this gotten me?
I've accomplished very little work on the computer, paid large amounts of money for parking, got stuck in a traffic jam, and was unable to take advantage of the nice day today. And I caught a nasty spyware/virus thing while using the complimentary wireless, currently rendering my Internet Explorer useless.
Tomorrow I ride and bring a book.
Monday, January 19, 2009
Here's to the next four years
-BARACK OBAMA
Thursday, January 15, 2009
A message from the Department of Snarky Observations
If you're not going to shovel or plow your sidewalk after receiving over a foot of snow, can you (or your friendly snow plow operator) at least not pile all of the snow from your meticulously manicured, snow-free driveway onto the middle of the sidewalk, forcing all pedestrians to either walk in the street or climb a miniature snow mountain as they pass your house? Thanks.
Speaking of my walk to the library today, I scored a boatload of old magazines from the "free" bin. Small things in life make cheap people very happy.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
...here is one more mom with a big ass who wants more bike paths!
At it again
I think there’s a place for infrastructure, but what kind of infrastructure? Infrastructure to widen highways, to ease congestion for American families? Is it to build some buildings that are necessary? But if we’re talking about beautification projects, or we’re talking about bike paths, Americans are not going to look very kindly on this.
Mr. Boehner, you don't speak for this American.
The comments are around the 5:00 minute mark of the interview:
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Monday, January 12, 2009
Raquetball
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Testing
With that in mind, I agreed to be one of newly licensed as a coach Ray's guinea pigs for his power tests on his Computrainer.
After a long warmup, the test involved 1 minute riding at 180 watts, 1 minute at 200, 1 minute at 220, 1 minute at 240, etc. etc., until exhaustion, with no rest in between intervals.
Ray conducted the test very professionally and made me feel like a real bike racer.
Until I saw my numbers.
Thursday, January 08, 2009
P.J.
No sexual tension between those two at all.
Here's a more recent live video of her doing one of her own songs. Awesome voice. Awesome guitar.
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
Newsflash!!
Story here.
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Puffins

If I had one at the time, I would have hit the bullshit button. I was sure that she was messing with me in my state of half-consciousness. There is no such creature. Go away and leave me alone.
She will now not let me live down this episode because she assumes that the existence of puffins is common knowledge. So far we have asked one other person and they had no idea what a puffin was or what we were talking about.
Did you know about these odd-looking winged beasts before today? Be honest.
Monday, January 05, 2009
Terrorist "Security Threat Group"
The idea is about asserting the cyclists[sic] right to the road and not denying the rights of others.
Another group on which the State Police spied were "angry consumers fighting a 72 percent electricity rate increase in 2006."
It's quite reassuring that "intelligence officers" in the business of thwarting terrorism are this far removed from reality.
Maryland tax dollars at work, as well as our federal tax dollars that went to help Maryland "fight terrorism."
This story from the Washington Post is here and here.
Thursday, January 01, 2009
Today's run

The description of it on BuckeyeTrail.org says it's 8 miles long. It also says this:
Although noisy at the beginning and end from nearby interstate traffic, this long walk [run] is well worth the effort. You will climb up and down hills, hike through a cool pine forest, and cross the valley of Boston Run on the first part of the hike. At mid-point you will have an opportunity to visit the historic town of Peninsula and new Lock 29 Trailhead. The return section of the hike goes along the flat canal Towpath Trail with views of the Cuyahoga River and wildlife along the way.
I would add that there is a pretty sketchy creek crossing that requires crawling over downed trees to get to the other side. This crossing would be nothing in the summer because you could easily just walk through the wide stream. Not so much when it's below freezing outside. This part, as well as a very neat descent with with dropoffs on both sides of you, occurs near the end of the Buckeye Trail section (before you hit Peninsula and return on the Towpath). You can avoid this bit with the stream crossing (and the extreme coolness) if, about 3.5 miles into the hike/run, you take a sharp right (down the old road) when the trail turns into an old overgrown road for a few hundred feet before continuing into the woods. Hanging that sharp right will take you into Peninsula from the north instead of from the east if you go the whole route.
Oh yea, and follow the blue trail markings on the trees.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Oh dear
I'm glad I got a chance to see them play the Grog Shop several years ago, because I suspect the days of seeing them at a venue that charges less than $30 to see a show may be over.
I also suspect that Sam Beam (the bearded force behind Iron and Wine) will be having a financially sound 2009 (and beyond) as a result of this movie soundtrack inclusion. It couldn't have happened to a better artist, although he will likely tire of seeing the average age at his shows drop by a good 10-15 years, as well as seeing half (or more) of the crowd clamoring for "that song from Twilight" while talking over the rest of the set. Especially the new songs.
The art vs. commerce debate rages, doesn't it now?
Here is Iron and Wine playing with southwestern-centric band Calexico at an Austin television station:
And here is a live version of the song that would later be included in Twilight:
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Stats
8.5 - total hours on the road bike
2 - dogs that chased me on the road (both were moderate to lame chases...they didn't have a chance)
1 - car that passed me (today) that had a bunch of people in it smoking weed
57 - number of seconds we made it into our ride on Monday from Canal Road before we were honked at and told by a self-righteous motorist to get on the towpath
71 - degrees Fahrenheit during my Saturday ride in southeastern Ohio
Long live unseasonably warm and dry days!! Oh wait, it looks like winter's respite is over. Now I can crawl back into my hole for the next month.
Monday, December 29, 2008
Got a few seconds?
If you are feeling especially frisky, you can go to the link from that IMBA page above and submit your comments directly to the government, which is probably more persuasive than simply having IMBA send in your comments for you. I just did that a few minutes ago. You should too.
Monday, December 22, 2008
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Goals
It's now time to start worrying about getting back into road racing shape. That will begin promptly, right after the wind chill around here rises above 0 degrees Fahrenheit.
The Bailout
Along those same lines, this excerpt from a Yahoo news story today needs no comment:
HILO, Hawaii – A Hilo Chevrolet dealer who tried to crush his Asian auto competition found the stunt a little harder to pull off than expected. Island Chevrolet general sales manager James Severtson arranged for a Chevrolet Suburban SUV outfitted with massive tires costing $5,000 apiece to drive over a Honda Accord.
On the first attempt Friday, the monster truck blew a hydraulic hose and leaked vital fluid while the Honda remained intact and ready for more.
Friday, December 19, 2008
Yes, it's that good
I have heard the place described before as something like a burgers and beer place for the foodie crowd. That's a pretty accurate description, if you're into using the term "foodie" without irony.
Ben and Sarah have a pretty good writeup of it here.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
That one house
It kind of creeps me out.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
1998 called...it wants its music back
I used to be a college radio dj. I haven't listened to anything other than NPR and college radio in over 10 years. Yes, that is extremely pretentious.
I have no clue what's going on in area commercial radio. There could be a station that plays transvestite polka 24/7, and I probably wouldn't know about it.
Imagine my surprise when I entered John Carroll's weight room today and was greeted by Bush's Glycerine. Followed by the Beastie Boys' Intergalactic. Then I heard the station jingle talk about playing 90's alternative rock. So now, not only does the weight room look the same at it did 10 years, and not only do the JCU students have the same haircuts and style as they did 10 years ago, but now the same music is played in the weight room as it was 10 years ago. Except tonight I also heard a song by Sonic Youth, which nearly caused me to fall off the weight bench. Also heard: 4 Non Blondes, Foo Fighters, etc. etc.
I suppose the bean counters have decided that people who dug that music back in the day now have a bunch of disposable income to spend on advertisers, so why not have a station with a 90's nostalgia format. Or something like that.
Sunday, December 07, 2008
Boughton Farm cx Videos
Start of the Men's "B" race:
Robert winning the "C" race:
Thanks again to the Team Lake Effect and Bike Authority people for sponsoring and organizing this race series. It pretty much rules.
Thursday, December 04, 2008
Old school workout
Actually, I enjoy weight training there because I feel like a puny little nerd compared to the hulking football players and hardcore weightlifters who frequent the place. At 6'0" and 190-some pounds, I spend the majority of the year looking freakishly large compared to all of the bike racers with whom I ride and race (and try to keep up with). It's pretty funny then to be the smallest guy in the room, searching for the smallest dumbbells on the rack while the other guys are throwing around a couple hundred pounds without batting an eye.
Now I just need to find my racquet and take advantage of those sweet racquetball courts that called my name as I walked by them the other day.
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Wilderness
A friend of mine checked out the merch table and reported back that the band was only selling their music on vinyl. Nice.
Here's a clip of them playing a newish song:
Category Upgrade
Last week we entered another agility trial and he earned another title in the Jumper's class. He is now in the "elite" class, which is analogous to getting a Cat 2 upgrade for all of the bike racers reading this. Not only did he earn the title, but he took first place out of about 6 dogs in the run below, most of which were herding dogs who are supposed to beat big smelly coonhounds. Oh the irony.
Monday, December 01, 2008
That didn't last long
I'm back now. In love with road riding, that is. A 2+ hour group ride in the cold on Friday was a blast. A 2+ hour solo ride on Saturday was equally good.
I'm still completely looking forward to the last cyclocross race of the season this weekend. But, when it's over, I will get back to obsessively checking the weather forecast to find days when it will be tolerable to venture outside on the road in this frozen tundra of a region in which we live.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
But is your dog fit?
Kind of funny.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Last rider on the course!!
I spent the rest of the race cruising around in no man's land, and barely missed being lapped by the winners. Since they pulled all of the lapped riders behind me, I was, in fact, the last rider to finish the race. There should be a prime for that distinction.
Congrats to Tony M. for winning the Cat 3/4 race today, and to Robert for winning his junior race.
Friday, November 21, 2008
What a maniac.
Oh yea, did I mention I had to leave the frozen garden hose in the bath tub all day so it could defrost for this chore before sunset?
This bikewash was necessary because I'm busy all day tomorrow and plan on doing the Ohio State Cyclocross Championships on Sunday, or "states," as the cool kids call it. I suppose I'll throw my hat into the 1-2-3 race and see what happens. And by "see what happens," I mean try not to get lapped.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Bishop Allen - Kenyon
Last night, Katie and I and a few friends hopped in the car and drove to one of these colleges (Kenyon College) and towns (Gambier, OH) to see the band Bishop Allen play live.
They played a room called the Horn Gallery, which is an on-campus performing arts building. In a nutshell, it was a blast.
We arrived early, then assisted the local Gambier economy by buying a bunch of sandwiches, Christmas Ale, and Bass to enjoy before the show. The show was great, the room had a neat feel, and the crowd was totally into it.
Which brings me to another question: Why are the crowds at these shows so much better than crowds at shows in major cities? Maybe because they are all free spirit college types who have yet to let the troubles of the world beat them down? Maybe because most of them don't have to wake before 10 a.m.....ever? Maybe because they're happy, as I would be, that they come from families who can afford tuition that costs nearly $50K a year? Regardless, they know how to have fun and they have the courtesy to shut the **** up when the band plays quiet songs that are so much more enjoyable without the background idle chatter of disinterested people at the back of the room.
Here's a live clip from the band playing a record store last year:
Monday, November 17, 2008
Boyz on da Hood
Well, according to this article from today, he was sentenced to 45 days in jail, three years of probation and 160 hours of community service. He has already served 19 days in jail and also faces a mental health evaluation, drug and alcohol abuse evaluation and an $800 fine he must pay the cyclist due to lost work.
45 days.
The motorist intentionally hit the cyclist, then drove at high speeds, went fast around corners, jammed the breaks, and swore at the cyclist, all while he was holding on for dear life (literally) to the hood of this guy's car.
45 days.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Antecdotal Observations
-There seemed to be more participants in the "A" and "A masters" fields than usual. Nice.
-There seemed to be more participants in the women's field than usual. Nice.
-It may not be warm enough all week to use the hose to clean my bike before next week's race, and I was too lazy to do it today. Not nice.
-There was an ungodly number of grown men congregated together and changing clothes in the heated "one-ie" bathroom at the race site before and after the race. Nice/Not nice, depending on how you roll.
-The firepit, cookies, and brownies by the registration area ruled. Nice.
-This sport is insane.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Rahm
It also contains links to a few articles about Emanuel that refer to his exercise habits and hobbies. According to this Mother Jones article from 1993, the dude goes on super fast bike rides on bike paths wearing spandex, a helmet and no shirt. I'm sorry Rahm, but I can't condone that look. Even in 1993. Even on a bike path.
This recent article on Salon.com says that he races triathlons, and that:
He told Fortune magazine's Nina Easton that he trash-talked President Bush about his mountain biking, trying to goad him into stepping it up to a triathlon and telling Bush he could wear water wings for the swimming segment if he needed them.
That's good stuff. Anything that rips on W. and fans the flames of the (friendly, of course) rivalry between multisport people and other cyclists deserves some props.
But it still does not make up for that whole lycra and shirtless debacle.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Not a fan...
Last night, after being shamed into exercise when reading the weekend training exploits of Bill and Tony, I decided to go on a run with Reuben. He lasted about 400 meters, took a big poop, then begged me to take him back home. His tail was so far between his legs it was insane. So I obliged, and did the run solo.
He's got very little body fat, and very short fur (if you can call it that). So, he actually needs some winter digs.


It may not rival Sarah Palin's campaign wardrobe, but it makes life (barely) tolerable for him during the winter.
Sunday, November 09, 2008
Saturday, November 08, 2008
Bike Night
The place also hosts a lot of punk rock and indie rock bands. We've played there before. It's got a good vibe and an impressive beer selection.
It's places like this that keep this town interesting.
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Jonathan Page, Enemy of the State
The funny part, of course, is that Page was not even in the Olympics this year (as far as I know), and the watch list also included a U.S. golfer. Golf is not an Olympic sport. Am I missing something here?
Perhaps China could be more effective at squashing free speech and other human rights if it approached the issue in a more efficient fashion.
That's just my advice, China. You can take it or leave it.
Monday, November 03, 2008
Roads
I knew people who attended this show, and I still envy them to this day.
Within a year or so of this concert, they played in Detroit, their closest U.S. show of the tour. I was in college and all set to go, but had to bail at the last minute to work on some group project for some business management course I was taking at the time. I'm pretty sure our group's job was to organize a mock public relations campaign for Wal-Mart to diffuse public outrage over their employee rights violations and the child labor violations of their suppliers in the developing world. No joke.
Our group probably received a mediocre grade because, like most group projects in which I participated at John Carroll's business school, a member or two of the group would not take these projects seriously. Most of the time, it was because they were too busy kissing ass at some internship to care about their grades (or more importantly, the grades of others in the group).
The band later took a 10 year hiatus, recently got back together, and still have yet to play live anywhere near me.
The moral of the story: Life is too short to miss Portishead shows.
Saturday, November 01, 2008
The Scene
"Holy crap, was that hard today." (spoken while caked in mud after shelling out $20 to enter a race at which most of us had no chance in hell in placing in the top 5). Or, "Every pedal stroke was misery. It felt like I was riding through wet concrete." (spoken while shivering wet and hovering over the bonfire to regain some sense of warmth.)
Most conversations, however, ended like this, "So are you doing the Kirtland Park race tomorrow? Yea, me too."
Why? Well, the answer is quite simple.
Those of us who gather for these periodic tests of fitness/power/technical skills/mental toughness/insanity know exactly what I'm talking about. It doesn't really matter where you finish, or what race you do. You come back week after week because you have to. Because it's an obligation, like going to some aunt's house for a dinner with the extended family.
Except this obligation is something you actually want to attend.
As I sit here before my computer with tired legs, I know that I will be there tomorrow. How can I not? Ryan and I have to do battle again for 9th place (or whatever scraps we can manage.) Zak might be there, and maybe I can hang with him this time. Or Thom or Ray. Or maybe I won't get caught by the fast masters this time (or maybe I'll hang with them if I do). Hope always springs eternal.
Regardless, Bill will be there and will always be friendly as hell. And Lynn will be kind enough to run the show (again). And Robert S. will impress us all with his riding. And John E. will likely bring 17 different sets of wheel and tire combinations for different conditions, and will certainly be unhappy with the combo he ultimately chooses.
And fun will be had by all, as it always is.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Thieves
Well that's pleasant.
Here is how tonight went--
Me: Katie, some asshat stole our sign and they're out of them at the campaign office down the street. That's it, let's make one ourselves.
Katie: Um, ok.
Hours later, a sign emerges from the Room of Craft. A sign to which my contribution was moral support:



Saturday, October 25, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Pay By the Mile Car Insurance
We were frustrated with car insurance, so we started our own company. After years of dealing with insurance companies as frustrated consumers, we decided we should stop our complaining. So we created car insurance that anyone can understand and anyone can afford. We like to think of MileMeter as "the cure for car insurance."
We believe in good stewardship, so we created auto insurance buy the mile. When a society drives less, fewer vehicle tailpipe emissions occur, fewer traffic accidents and injuries happen, and we can use fewer acres for parking lots. We've invested ourselves in creating a socially and environmentally responsible product that could improve our air quality, reduce our land impact, and improve traffic safety through the financial incentive to drive fewer miles.
It's pretty surprising that this concept is new. I hope the idea spreads across the country. I'm not so sure, however, about those patents he spoke of in the video. Actually, I hope he doesn't secure them (and he probably won't) if he is trying to actually patent the idea of "pay by the mile" insurance. More competition is always better for the public.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Weekend at the races
Today was Race #1 of the Orrville cx series held at Wayne College. These people always put on some very nice races. I felt much better today and took 6th out of 17 (or so) in the "A" race. One spot out of the money, but I'm not complaining.
Also, I may have mentioned this before, but I'm rather offended that Blogger's spellcheck program does not recognize "cyclocross" as a word. This is nothing short of a travesty.
In case you missed it...
However, several golf courses, miles of horse trails with no restrictions on when they can be used (and they are often used in extremely muddy conditions), and a new building in Parma's West Creek Reservation that requires bulldozing and paving through woods must be consistent with the park's "conservation" mission.
Something smells rotten here.
Monday, October 13, 2008
Heroes
In Saturday's race, Georgia Gould flatted, ran to the pits, and received assistance from Katie Compton's (her biggest rival of the day) mechanic. A little different environment from pro baseball coaches intercepting pitch calls from opposing catchers or Bill Bellichick illegally videotaping opponents' defensive signals.
They also tore up the courses that we mortals merely raced upon earlier in the day, all three days. You think that you took a section pretty well when you raced until you see one of them annihilate it without batting an eye. Good stuff.
Sunday, October 05, 2008
CX photos/results
Thanks again to all of those who volunteered to make these races happen.
Results from today's race are already up here. (Congrats to Robert on his win).